paisley_ca (paisley_ca) wrote,


Comment and I may add you, depending on what kind of cat you are.

You scored as Pissed at the World Cat. And here we have the next serial killer. Try having some cotton candy, it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Psycho.


Pissed at the World Cat


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Which Absurd Cat are you?
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This is my LiveJournal. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My LiveJournal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My LiveJournal, without me, is useless. Without my LiveJournal, I am useless. I must write my LiveJournal true. I must flame crueler than my enemy who is trying to flame me. I must bitchslap them before they feebly try to stab me in the back. I will...

My LiveJournal and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. I will hit...

My LiveJournal is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its communities, its layouts, its format and its read-only mode. I will ever guard it against the ravages of trolls and retards as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my LiveJournal friends only. We will become part of each other. I will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My LiveJournal and myself are the defenders of my sanity. We are the masters of our enemy. I am the savior of my life.

So be it, until victory is Paisley's and there is no LJ drama, but peace!
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